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FILM REVIEWS BY MICHAEL D. KLEMM
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The Book of Daniel Universal Home
Video, Series Creator: Directors: Writers: Starring: 8 one hour eposides |
Sacrificial
Lamb
The Book of Daniel was a very short lived television series that aired on NBC in 2006. It was canceled after only four episodes when the network caved in to complaints from religious and conservative groups who objected to the show. Several NBC affiliates, mostly in the Bible Belt, refused to broadcast the program. The show was eighty-sixed but NBC streamed the un-aired episodes on the web (a new practice in those days). All eight episodes are available on DVD. |
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quirky and comedic drama focused on Daniel Webster (An Early Frost's
Aidan Quinn), an unconventional Episcopalian minister, and his family. If
the Catholic priests from my youth in the 1960s had been anything like Daniel
Webster, I might not be agnostic today. He is a man of the cloth with very
human flaws; for starters he is addicted to pain killers. Daniel also holds
conversations with Jesus (Garret Dillahunt) and they are good chums. Daniel
is the only one who sees him. During their many discussions, Jesus often
disagrees with modern church teachings and this, apparently, was enough
to send the evangelicals into apoplexy. |
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Bishop Beatrice is
also Father Daniel's immediate supervisor or something (I am clueless
about Episcopal church hierarchy). She is always in attendance at his
services to offer scathing critiques of his sermons. My favorite was "I
would describe your service as flaccid." Daniel takes this as an affront
to his manhood. (The Book Of Daniel
is often very funny in an offbeat Six
Feet Under sort of way.) |
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Adam (Ivan Shaw) is their adopted Chinese son. He is 16 and always on the make. He is dating the daughter of two stuffy parishioners who have made it clear that they "don't want Oriental grandchildren running around the Christmas tree." Grace (Alison Pill) is their daughter, also aged 16. The first episode opened with Grace getting arrested for selling pot. She wanted to raise money to buy animation programs for her laptop. |
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background plot revolves around the embezzlement of church funds. Three
million dollars, earmarked for the construction of the new St. Barnabas
school, is missing and so is Daniel's unreliable brother-in-law. In an effort
to locate the missing in-law and the money, without involving the police,
Daniel enlists the aid of a Catholic priest who "knows people."
The thief is found dead in a hotel room. The money is also recovered and
will be returned if Daniel agrees to let the Vaporelli brothers build the
new school. Needless to say, this construction company is owned by the mob. |
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Religious
and conservative elements had a cow over this program. But, as is their
wont, they ignored what a faith affirming show The
Book of Daniel actually was and focused on everything they
found "shocking." Members of the clergy having affairs? We all know that
never happens (cough cough). And how dare Daniel give last rites to
a very sick old woman who is being taken off of life support? Why isn't
he alerting the Supreme Court? The biggest bone of contention seemed to
be Daniel's conversations with Jesus. There is nothing offensive about these
scenes; they're actually quite charming and gently humorous. Whenever Daniel
is about to pop a pain killer, Jesus is there like clockwork to hold out
His hand and make him feel guilty. (At one point Jesus offers Daniel a lime
Lifesaver instead.) If Christ actually talked to people, He probably would
be this laid back. I was reminded of Kevin
Smith's also controversial Dogma and how God took off now and
then to play skee ball. And always let the children win. |
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He has a terrific relationship with his father. Daniel once jestingly suggests a girlfriend and Peter says, "Dad, do I have to come out again every day at dinner?" The writers were able to mine much humor from a scenario in which the bishop tries to fix Peter up with Beatrice's niece, Adele. Daniel tells his son that he doesn't have to go along with the charade. "We have an openly gay bishop in New Hampshire," Daniel says, "It's about time my father entered the 21st century." When Peter says he's taking her to see La Cage Aux Folles, Daniel smiles and says "That is so gay." |
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The writers brilliantly
mined humor from gay situations that was both quirky and inoffensive.
A comedic highlight featured one of the two Vaporelli brothers, Michael,
coming out to Daniel because he is unable to do so to his own pastor.
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Tragically,
Peter is in the wrong place at the wrong time one night and gets beaten
up so badly by three gay bashers that he lies comatose in the hospital.
This episode is a small masterpiece and it is a pity that it never aired
on network television. In this installment, we also learn more about Peter's
twin brother, his illness, his hospitalization and death. Campbell does
a nice job playing both brothers in the flashbacks. The Websters' faith
is almost shattered as they find themselves facing the possible loss of
a second child. Daniel asks Jesus if He can do anything and is told
"You know it doesn't work that way." Thankfully, Peter does awaken
from his coma. |
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There are many other
satisfying story arcs and I will end by mentioning just one more. Daniel's
sister-in-law, Victoria (Cheryl Whte) has a brief fling with being a lesbian
when she has an affair with her late husband's secretary. This story arc
is played strictly for laughs (Victoria is a first class ditz) but not
offensively so. The secretary disappears without a word and Victoria rebounds
with the straight Vaporelli brother. |
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Christian Campbell
also appears in: |